The dreaded question most women have asked as least once in their lifetime.... The thought just drives me batty. No matter how early I get up, I still fumble trying to get my "look" down in time enough to scuttle out the door and fall into my chair for class. I am proud to say that I am a chunkeroo... I thoroughly enjoy a good sandwich, or ribs, to the fullest. If it is great cuisine, I will be somewhere wanting to get my hands and face in it. Several times a year, I psych myself up for a new weightloss regimen yet somehow I often land back at the plate of something drizzled in butter. I AM TINA AND I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOD MEAL!!! Whew!! There, I said it. In Fashion, that is the LAST thing I should be saying but hey.. I love food.
I get frustrated on truly fat days where nothing fits as I had planned in my head. So, a 30 minute time frame to get dresses turns into.. roughly 70 minutes of sheer torture. And to add insult to injury... my associates who have never weighed more than a buck o' 5 sopping wet with weights on.. all say that they too are in the same boat... They are fat. I digress but only after gouging my eyes out, in my mind, of course.
After all, fashion and style is individualized right? I am a pear..here me roar!! grrr (mmm ribs) If i loathe anything in this world it would have to be asking a male if what I am wearing makes me look like a cheese puff with a marshmallow wrapping... AHHHHHHH!!!! Men! They just don't get it or do they?
Asking my spouse anything with the words, shopping, fit, or fat in the sentence is usually a death blow to my ego.. All in all I enjoy great clothes that fit and a great plate.
XOXO
Tina
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