Friday, April 13, 2012

Does This Make Me Look FAT?!?!?

The dreaded question most women have asked as least once in their lifetime.... The thought just drives me batty. No matter how early I get up, I still fumble trying to get my "look" down in time enough to scuttle out the door and fall into my chair for class. I am proud to say that I am a chunkeroo... I thoroughly enjoy a good sandwich, or ribs,  to the fullest. If it is great cuisine, I will be somewhere wanting to get my hands and face in it.  Several times a year, I psych myself up for a new weightloss regimen yet somehow I often land back at the plate of something drizzled in butter. I AM TINA AND I AM IN LOVE WITH A GOOD MEAL!!! Whew!! There, I said it. In Fashion, that is the LAST thing I should be saying but hey.. I love food.
I get frustrated on truly fat days where nothing fits as I had planned in my head. So, a 30 minute time frame to get dresses turns into.. roughly 70 minutes of sheer torture.  And to add insult to injury... my associates who have never weighed more than a buck o' 5 sopping wet with weights on.. all say that they too are in the same boat... They are fat. I digress but only after gouging my eyes out, in my mind, of course.

After all, fashion and style is individualized right? I am a pear..here me roar!! grrr (mmm ribs) If i loathe anything in this world it would have to be asking a male if what I am wearing makes me look like a cheese puff with a marshmallow wrapping... AHHHHHHH!!!! Men! They just don't get it or do they?
Asking my spouse anything with the words, shopping, fit, or fat in the sentence is usually a death blow to my ego.. All in all I enjoy great clothes that fit and a great plate.



XOXO
Tina

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